Bah Humbug!

Let your asshole kids, dickhead boss, dumb neighbors & stupid fucking racist relatives know how you really feel this holiday season! All kinds of Merry Christmas merchandise available now.


new for fall 2021

Reaper Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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These are crazy fucking times my friends and there's no better time than right now to show your love to an animal since people are the absolute fucking worst!

Are you looking to become an official Cvlt Member & have your pooch mashed up by the one & only @Beendeleted?

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Ever wanted to join a Cvlt but were afraid what your neighbors would think?

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